Programmes

Five rooms, one obsession with names.

Each programme is a bounded argument. You will not cover “all of analytics”. You will finish a written artefact you can take back to a sprint.

Printed charts spread across a desk

Flagship · 6 weeks

Event Taxonomy Studio

Design a versioned event language for a live app, including the events you will refuse to add.

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Person holding a phone with an app interface

4 weeks

Funnel Forensics

Audit a conversion path for silent drops, dual-writes, and steps that only exist because a marketer named them.

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Monitor showing layered data visualisations

5 weeks

Retention Cartography

Draw cohort maps that a product manager can read without a decoder ring, including resurrection and dormancy.

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Tablet with product screens

3 weeks

Attribution for Subscription Apps

Windows, trial-to-paid, and the UK habit of asking which channel actually paid for the second month.

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Abstract server lights

4 weeks

Mobile Instrumentation Lab

SDK placement, backgrounding, and the moment a webview steals the session. Bring a device, not a slide deck.

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Person writing notes beside a laptop

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Event Grammar

A public companion to the studio: the house rules we use when a new event is proposed.

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